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Psychiatic Help 5 cents: The doctor is [in]

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Post all your psychological problems and random ramblings here, and our online community will help you solve all your worries for only a nickel! We promise we won't make fun of you or your money back!
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Wall of Ham wrote:Post all your psychological problems and random ramblings here, and our online community will help you solve all your worries for only a nickel! We promise we won't make fun of you or your money back!
In other words, we should just keep our money?
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I wish that every literature question was about Eric Flint and his books, and that every other question had to do with either particle physics, astronomy, or O'zbekiston.
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My grandmother is in the hospital with congestive heart failure.

She also told me to collect coffee mugs with rainbows on them because you could sell them to gays for big moneys. I was wondering if she was doing sick person rambling, but I went into her house and the first thing I saw was two coffee mugs with rainbows on them.
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leftsaidfred wrote:My grandmother is in the hospital with congestive heart failure.

She also told me to collect coffee mugs with rainbows on them because you could sell them to gays for big moneys. I was wondering if she was doing sick person rambling, but I went into her house and the first thing I saw was two coffee mugs with rainbows on them.
It's totally true. I'm addicted to those suckers the same way I am my other $500 dollar a day habit: Fabrege eggs.

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I forgot to mention that she was specifically talking about homosexuals in Chicago. I am not sure about those who are not based in Chicago .
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