Identify the bad movie quote OR abuse the previous user
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Identify the bad movie quote OR abuse the previous user
THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO PLAY!!!!!!
Either identify the terrible film that is the source of the previously posted quote, OR verbally abuse the previous poster, but ONLY if you know their real name. You MUST post a new quote either way.
First quote: "Enhance your calm."
Either identify the terrible film that is the source of the previously posted quote, OR verbally abuse the previous poster, but ONLY if you know their real name. You MUST post a new quote either way.
First quote: "Enhance your calm."
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How are you actually reading one of my posts?
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How are you actually reading one of my posts?
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Regrettably, from 2 Fast 2 Furious, as uttered by the venerable Tyrese Gibson.
NEW QUOTE:
"The gun is good. The penis is evil!"
EDIT: Because of a wonderful filter that for someone reason blocks p-nis but allows several slang words for it, please don't google for the movie that thinks the Martian is evil.
NEW QUOTE:
"The gun is good. The penis is evil!"
EDIT: Because of a wonderful filter that for someone reason blocks p-nis but allows several slang words for it, please don't google for the movie that thinks the Martian is evil.
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Oh, how I remeber watching Pokemon: The First Movie.
I don't know your name and am too lazy to find it, so I can't talk shit, sadly enough.
NEW QUOTE:
"I'm in charge of this classroom. I'm the warrior chief, the merciless god who stirs anything in its path. You fuck with me, and you will suffer my wrath."
I don't know your name and am too lazy to find it, so I can't talk shit, sadly enough.
NEW QUOTE:
"I'm in charge of this classroom. I'm the warrior chief, the merciless god who stirs anything in its path. You fuck with me, and you will suffer my wrath."
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Kent Buxton's stupid enough to keep his name in his signature for the "conceal your name" thread.
"I'm gonna keep the Coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."
"I'm gonna keep the Coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."
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I think I saw a foreign language film once (Armenian/Turkish?) that had a line along the lines of "Space speed we must beyond go," but I'm not sure that's what you even mean. So, to cover my bases,
You suck Noah and your female robot projects will always be doomed to failure
NEW QUOTE:
"Watch out for officers, son. It's there job to get you killed."
Also, I'd like to remind everyone that the thread called for terrible movies. Using one of the most famous movie quotes of all time (which I'm pretty sure was a tossup answer on one set I read on stanford) and pulling from a movie like Conan or The Substitute when both those movies have several awful sequels should be discouraged. Surely we all have worse taste than that, and should display it accordingly.
You suck Noah and your female robot projects will always be doomed to failure
NEW QUOTE:
"Watch out for officers, son. It's there job to get you killed."
Also, I'd like to remind everyone that the thread called for terrible movies. Using one of the most famous movie quotes of all time (which I'm pretty sure was a tossup answer on one set I read on stanford) and pulling from a movie like Conan or The Substitute when both those movies have several awful sequels should be discouraged. Surely we all have worse taste than that, and should display it accordingly.
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Chris ray is so damn annoying it makes me want to haul off and kill Captain America. When he argues with Jason Mueller, I cant tell which is more obnoxious!
All right. This movie is one of the worst ever. If you have seen this movie I take pity on your immortal soul.
"I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away."
All right. This movie is one of the worst ever. If you have seen this movie I take pity on your immortal soul.
"I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away."
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The chronic-les of Riddick.
"Prepare for a bitter harvest; winter has come at last!"
"Prepare for a bitter harvest; winter has come at last!"
Janet Berry
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Virginia Commonwealth 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,
Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
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Douglas Freeman 2005, 2006, 2007
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That's from Batman & Robin, aka the film where George Clooney claims to have played Batman as gay. But there's no way he was acting any gayer than whoever posted that quote.dsfcaptains2005 wrote:The chronic-les of Riddick.
"Prepare for a bitter harvest; winter has come at last!"
"It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."
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Santa With Muscles. Hulk Hogan is Santa Claus. Not a promising premise, some would say. And some would be right.
"Your guess is as good as mine, Larry. But one thing's sure- Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible!"
A classic of the modern American cinema.
"Your guess is as good as mine, Larry. But one thing's sure- Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible!"
A classic of the modern American cinema.
"Enter a messenger with two heads and a hand." -- Titus Andronicus
"Exit, pursued by a bear." -- The Winter's Tale
"Exit, pursued by a bear." -- The Winter's Tale
fool_by_compulsion wrote: "Your guess is as good as mine, Larry. But one thing's sure- Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible!"
When Plans 1-8 just simply won't work ...... just resurrect the dead, and take over the world ......the word "classic" simply pails beneath Plan Nine From Outer Space
Next selection:
"If bachlorette number one isn't out here in half a tick I'm gonna ice bachlorette number two, got it?"
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Your quote is from The Delta Force. Also, the previous one was The Next Karate Kid, which is a lot like Million Dollar Baby in that a creepy old guy teaches Hillary Swank to fight, and that you're left with the idea that mercy killing should be made completely legal.
NEW QUOTE:
"That's what you get, dumbass!"
NEW QUOTE:
"That's what you get, dumbass!"
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Without Googling I can identify this as the underwhelming Screwed, which was far less funny than a movie starring Norm MacDonald, Dave Chappelle, and Sarah Silverman ought to have been. However it is the source for no less than three Loveline drops.The Shock Master wrote:New Quote: Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!
"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!"
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"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!"[/quote]
That would have to be from one of my favorite movies of all time which is actually good: Hard to Kill
New Quote:
(After kicking the guy into liquid nitrogen or something like that)" I guess I should have told him to freeze."
That would have to be from one of my favorite movies of all time which is actually good: Hard to Kill
New Quote:
(After kicking the guy into liquid nitrogen or something like that)" I guess I should have told him to freeze."
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Very tricky! This sounds very Schwarzenggerian, and given his role as Freeze in the dreadfully awful "Batman and Robin", that would be the go to....Gonzagapuma1 wrote:"New Quote:
(After kicking the guy into liquid nitrogen or something like that)" I guess I should have told him to freeze."
....but .....in this case, you need to go to a wannabe Schwarzenegger ....someone from the low countries, perhaps.
I go with Timecop.
Next:"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
Apparently the fabric of the universe IS far from perfect. From Time Cop to Time Bandits.Tegan wrote:Gonzagapuma1 wrote:"
Next:"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
Next: "I've been ionized, but I'm okay now."
Eric
That's from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.rchschem wrote:Next: "I've been ionized, but I'm okay now."
Eric
I will give a million internets to anyone who can correctly guess this (translated) line from this 1960s-era movie:
"We will go down to the sea together... naked."
(no, it's not a porno - it's horror)
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Way to bring the thread to a crashing halt Christopher Stone, you sperm sucking whore!ecks wrote:That's from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.rchschem wrote:Next: "I've been ionized, but I'm okay now."
Eric
I will give a million internets to anyone who can correctly guess this (translated) line from this 1960s-era movie:
"We will go down to the sea together... naked."
(no, it's not a porno - it's horror)
"As for you, Charlie. After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. *You* chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I?"
Have we reached so low that we need to bring in Kangaroo Jack???allythin wrote:"As for you, Charlie. After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. *You* chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I?"
Since we have sank that low, a little lower won't hurt too much:
"Like your mother said, life's not always black and white. Sometimes you just never know."
Films like this make me wish for censorship.....
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Mmmm, "Gigli." That's....yeah too easy.
This is an old favorite of mine from watching it on HBO every summer when I was in elementary school: "I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!"
This is an old favorite of mine from watching it on HBO every summer when I was in elementary school: "I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!"
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space, right? That's one scene that isn't going to leave my mind anytime soon.allythin wrote:Mmmm, "Gigli." That's....yeah too easy.
This is an old favorite of mine from watching it on HBO every summer when I was in elementary school: "I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!"
One of my favorite so-bad-it's-awesome movies, starring an Oscar nominee no less, has this classic line:
"Ladies, you're so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast."
Mike Sollosi, University of Virginia
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Ah The Big Hit...aka that movie w/ Antonio Sabato Jr's butt. *Takes a moment to drool before digging up a quote*
You want to see really bad from future Oscar nominees, scratch that, WINNERS: "My food is created to nourish the soul, okay? I haven't used pork since Thelma was on Good Times about to marry Ibe, the African prince and I said, "No, no, no, I'm waiting on my African prince to be my baby's daddy, so I stopped use pork,because I started using chicken broth, cause I couldn't be doin that! So I don't know what you talking about." See what I cook is much healthier than that *bird* stuff Alfred is cookin' for him!"
Recently my store got this film as part of a Black History Month display. Which is....screw it, I'm just going to think about Antonio again...*siiigh*
You want to see really bad from future Oscar nominees, scratch that, WINNERS: "My food is created to nourish the soul, okay? I haven't used pork since Thelma was on Good Times about to marry Ibe, the African prince and I said, "No, no, no, I'm waiting on my African prince to be my baby's daddy, so I stopped use pork,because I started using chicken broth, cause I couldn't be doin that! So I don't know what you talking about." See what I cook is much healthier than that *bird* stuff Alfred is cookin' for him!"
Recently my store got this film as part of a Black History Month display. Which is....screw it, I'm just going to think about Antonio again...*siiigh*
I think that is like B.A.P.S.... ewww
I picked this one up in the bargain bin at borders for like $1.50:
"And as for Hercules, I want him taken alive. He'll pay dearly for the trouble he's caused me."
I picked this one up in the bargain bin at borders for like $1.50:
"And as for Hercules, I want him taken alive. He'll pay dearly for the trouble he's caused me."
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A musical from the *wonderful* class of 1980: "Can't Stop the Music"
New Quote: "Oh my God, what a horrible photograph. My first wanted poster and I look just awful. "
New Quote: "Oh my God, what a horrible photograph. My first wanted poster and I look just awful. "
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