Liveblogging my trip to NSC with Max Schindler

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

Upon hearing he went to Ladue, the Rockford-Auburn coach asks if he knew Max. "Oh wow, was your hair lighter then? I didn't recognize you." Yeah, that's totally how his hair was different.

[Fado Alexandrino]

Max and I discover that there were not actually 2 free carry-ons, but I think we successfully gamed the system. Max: "I like to think we're saving PACE $20."

The more you think you are saving PACE or NAQT (or even yourself) money, like Ashvin and Yale's ICT story, the more trouble you'll get into.

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

Max is horrified. He has to present at the coaches meeting tonight, and he just realized his entire philosophy is "Fuck bitches, get powers." Unfortunately, Fred said not to say anything stupid. He did choose Max for this speech, though.

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

We sit at the place where, a year ago, Max ate Chipotle alone and wept. I'm here for you, Max.
Max now claims he wasn't weeping. "there was something in my eye" Don't be afraid of your emotions, Max.

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

Max's burrito is "too big to fail." Just like his ego.

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

Max realizes that, as a staffer, he should probably be helping out instead of trying to find people to hang out with.

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

"Have you ever hotboxed a sukkah?"

[Good Goblin Housekeeping]

Sorice discovers the staff at the staff at this white castle both does not have the ability To make him a shake, AND they tried to short change him on His refund

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

Matt Jackson catches on to the fact that Max is being a lazy shit and summons Max to the [redacted] room. Max isn't moving.

[Good Goblin Housekeeping]

Mike Sorice passes a truck. Driver not appreciate and in response to honking, responds by opening his window and giving the princess wave

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

SOS- I need someone to follow Max starting at 2:00ish in the [redacted] room. I'm going sightseeing. Very sorry to be slacking on the job.

[Perturbed Secretary Bird]

Max emerges from the bathroom with a complete presentation in mind. "It's where I do my best work." Congrats, Max.

[$5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy]

"Have you ever hotboxed a sukkah?"

It's not really Sukkot if you don't! (Leviticus 23)

[The Stately Rhododendron]

"Have you ever hotboxed a sukkah?"

It's not really Sukkot if you don't! (Leviticus 23)

Citron is some dank-ass

[Fado Alexandrino]

Max is out of funny things to say. Enjoy N$C, everyone!

[Urech hydantoin synthesis]

Max also has some choice words for Ben Zhang. Quote: "They rhyme with 'meet a hick.'" Fuck Ben Zhang.

Maybe Max can also ask Ben about why I slept in the hotel lobby last night.

I was fully under the impression that you had a hotel room assigned on Thursday because of discussion regarding your taxi to the hotel that night. Among my various shortcomings, I would like to say this is not one of them.

[Fado Alexandrino]

Max has left the pool party and is taking a nap.

[Good Goblin Housekeeping]

Mike Sorice gets ketchup and mayo on his buRger

[Good Goblin Housekeeping]

On old lady in parking lot : "eh I'm gonna run this lady over, she's lived a full life "

[ThisIsMyUsername]

Mike Sorice gets [...] mayo on his buRger

Good man.

[at your pleasure]

"Have you ever hotboxed a sukkah?"

It's not really Sukkot if you don't! (Leviticus 23)

Given the minimum dimensions of a sukkah and the requirement that at least part of the roof should be permeable to the rain*, this would seem rather difficult.

*The oft-cited claim that one must be able to see the stars is apparently a myth; it is rather the case that one should build a sukkah in such a manner but that if one already has a sukkah that has a roof that does not permit this it is still a kosher sukkah.

[The Stately Rhododendron]

"Have you ever hotboxed a sukkah?"

It's not really Sukkot if you don't! (Leviticus 23)

Given the minimum dimensions of a sukkah and the requirement that at least part of the roof should be permeable to the rain*, this would seem rather difficult.

*The oft-cited claim that one must be able to see the stars is apparently a myth; it is rather the case that one should build a sukkah in such a manner but that if one already has a sukkah that has a roof that does not permit this it is still a kosher sukkah.

Oh, it's possible.

[minusfive]

Max's burrito is "too big to fail." Just like his ego.

WANT. MUST EAT TOO BIG BURRITO.

[QuizTheFairycat]

This is in northern Virginia, right? I'll be downtown tomorrow with some friends, trolling around the Mall and just generally pretending to be tourists. Athena, come visit me pleeease! (And bring Max if you want, idc. Haha. :) )

[MadforManson]

Report received Goddess. End.

[AKKOLADE]

Matt Jackson did not care for my lullabye I sang him.

[minusfive]

Live Blog has died. Dead blog now lives?

[Fado Alexandrino]

Max could not find Living Room, but he got there eventually.

[Edmund]

False, there are literally zero redeeming qualities to driving through Indiana.

Nope. In 2013 I voluntarily drove through Indiana for holiday, and I got to paint the:

World's Largest Ball of Paint

[at your pleasure]

"Have you ever hotboxed a sukkah?"

It's not really Sukkot if you don't! (Leviticus 23)

Given the minimum dimensions of a sukkah and the requirement that at least part of the roof should be permeable to the rain*, this would seem rather difficult.

*The oft-cited claim that one must be able to see the stars is apparently a myth; it is rather the case that one should build a sukkah in such a manner but that if one already has a sukkah that has a roof that does not permit this it is still a kosher sukkah.

Oh, it's possible.

In that case, assuming you're doing it on chol hamoed, moadim l'simcha!

[minusfive]

False, there are literally zero redeeming qualities to driving through Indiana.

Giant billboards for fireworks and adult superstores make this statement false.

Max also has some choice words for Ben Zhang. Quote: "They rhyme with 'meet a hick.'" Fuck Ben Zhang.

Maybe Max can also ask Ben about why I slept in the hotel lobby last night.

I was fully under the impression that you had a hotel room assigned on Thursday because of discussion regarding your taxi to the hotel that night. Among my various shortcomings, I would like to say this is not one of them.

Nobody puts Joe Su in a corner!