Ham Sandwich Scandal

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quizbowllee wrote:...He gets hate crimed... often... and for good reason.
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rchschem wrote:
sweaver wrote: I wish to protest this, as I own copyright to "Wall of Ham." You should see my back yard.
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strifeheart wrote:better learn more or you won't stand a chance at the TECHNOLOGY TOURNAMENT
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I had better at least get some ham sandwiches out of all this shit. :mad:
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xXWinter_FoXXx wrote:I had better at least get some ham sandwiches out of all this shit. :mad:
You're making it way too obvious that this whole thread was our ingenious scheme to get a lot of free food at Nationals!!!

We can afford registration fees, flights, and hotel rooms, but a freakin' sandwich at the Crowne Plaza will bankrupt us. So, we hatched this scheme to get everyone mad at xXWinter_FoXXx and pelt him with (delicious) ham sandwiches. Hopefully enough people will throw ham sandwiches at him (or at least leave them in his vicinity) that we can feed our team throughout the HSNCT weekend.

No one on our team has any strong religious feelings towards any particular luncheon meat of which I am aware.
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quizbowllee wrote:
xXWinter_FoXXx wrote:I had better at least get some ham sandwiches out of all this shit. :mad:
You're making it way too obvious that this whole thread was our ingenious scheme to get a lot of free food at Nationals!!!

We can afford registration fees, flights, and hotel rooms, but a freakin' sandwich at the Crowne Plaza will bankrupt us. So, we hatched this scheme to get everyone mad at xXWinter_FoXXx and pelt him with (delicious) ham sandwiches. Hopefully enough people will throw ham sandwiches at him (or at least leave them in his vicinity) that we can feed our team throughout the HSNCT weekend.

No one on our team has any strong religious feelings towards any particular luncheon meat of which I am aware.
Little do you know that it was all a part of my ingenious plan to convert to Muslim and have all of our competition jailed for massive Hate-Criming.
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LITERACY MOMENT:
Islam is a religion
Muslim is (a) an adherent of Islam or (b) an adjective that describes things relating to adherents of Islam
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BuzzerZen wrote:LITERACY MOMENT:
Islam is a religion
Muslim is (a) an adherent of Islam or (b) an adjective that describes things relating to adherents of Islam
This is why he is on the B team.
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leftsaidfred wrote:
Dolemite wrote:
ImmaculateDeception wrote:
rchschem wrote:wall of fixed
bacon
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Levesque said he was bothered not only that the parody took aim at a sensitive issue in Lewiston, but also that Fox and others reported the information as fact without checking.
Fox aired something inflammatory without fact-checking it first? The hell you say!
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I am going to hold my breath until Fox offers an apology and a retraction.
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leftsaidfred wrote:Could you stack multiple hims into a wall
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Matt Morrison wrote:
strifeheart wrote:better learn more or you won't stand a chance at the TECHNOLOGY TOURNAMENT
William & Mary Open 13/25/08: Luddite Revolt! (actual occurence depends on if that lousy Smarch weather keeps teams snowbound or not)
I hate Smarch. its good that it will finally have a tournament in it, to make it at least half-decent.
Levesque said he was bothered not only that the parody took aim at a sensitive issue in Lewiston, but also that Fox and others reported the information as fact without checking.
REALLY? I would NEVER have guessed they would do that!

Oh, and I call dibs on all Reinstein's stuff after he suffocates.
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Someone should figure out how to make a funny cat picture with a wall of ham.
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xXWinter_FoXXx wrote:
leftsaidfred wrote:Could you stack multiple hims into a wall
:w-hat:
I was asking if there were multiple copies of you that could be stacked into a wall, as otherwise the topic is obviously not important to this forum.

Boom. I just administered on your faces.
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I encourage national tournaments to hold food drives under the name of 'Wall of Ham.' Donated items do not need to be ham or pig related.

And yes, this is a serious post.
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Post by Frater Taciturnus »

upcoming tournament bracket ideas:

*Ham & Sandwich
*Paper Bag
*hate crime
*wall
*bacon
*oink

really any combination except #3 with #6 will work. That one would just be weird.
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