Identify the bad movie quote OR abuse the previous user

[Tegan]

I knew you'd say that.

That quote is probably from at least twenty bad movies Donald, so why don't you just go post elsewhere about how much an Illinois team sucks? HUH?

New quote:

"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"

Given LeftSaid's film ignorance, and given that I AM THE LAW, I judge him, and sentence him to twenty years in southeast Illinois or the Aspen Penal Colony ..... whichever is worse.

[Jeremy Gibbs Paradox]

I knew you'd say that.

That quote is probably from at least twenty bad movies Donald, so why don't you just go post elsewhere about how much an Illinois team sucks? HUH?

New quote:

"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"

American Movie.

This one is a true classic: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."

[Hilarius Bookbinder]

When I recognize a quote from "Cold as Ice" I just have to repeat the mantra "there is no shame, only points". Curse you, allythin, for making me remember such a movie.

Here's one of my all time favorite bad movie lines:

Her: (sigh) I'm exhausted.
Him: Yeah, me too, but...you know I'm really wired. What do you say I...take you home and eat your doomed affair?

(And yes, the above is from a non-pornographic film, although the film could have been improved by having more graphic sex.)

[ecks]

Her: (sigh) I'm exhausted.
Him: Yeah, me too, but...you know I'm really wired. What do you say I...take you home and eat your doomed affair?

I'm somewhat ashamed, but I actually recognized that movie line before I googled it... it's from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Let me tell you, that line is quite a shocker when you're watching a movie half awake at 3 AM with a bunch of people, half of whom are drunk.

New line: "Cal honey, wake up, we're at Grandma's"

[Hilarius Bookbinder]

I'm not going to answer the latest quote, but I figured for the benefit of those of you who haven't seen Shark Attack 3, here's the line:

Youtube link

[Ethnic history of the Vilnius region]

I knew you'd say that.

That quote is probably from at least twenty bad movies Donald, so why don't you just go post elsewhere about how much an Illinois team sucks? HUH?

New quote:

"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"

American Movie.

This one is a true classic: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."

The Jesus quote was in American Movie, but it was a quote from a movie within the movie. I think the movie within was called Northwestern or something. Sorry to break the flow.

[Rothlover]

I knew you'd say that.

That quote is probably from at least twenty bad movies Donald, so why don't you just go post elsewhere about how much an Illinois team sucks? HUH?

New quote:

"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"

American Movie.

This one is a true classic: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."

The Jesus quote was in American Movie, but it was a quote from a movie within the movie. I think the movie within was called Northwestern or something. Sorry to break the flow.

The movie in American Movie was The Coven, man.

[millionwaves]

Her: (sigh) I'm exhausted.
Him: Yeah, me too, but...you know I'm really wired. What do you say I...take you home and eat your doomed affair?

I'm somewhat ashamed, but I actually recognized that movie line before I googled it... it's from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Let me tell you, that line is quite a shocker when you're watching a movie half awake at 3 AM with a bunch of people, half of whom are drunk.

New line: "Cal honey, wake up, we're at Grandma's"

Wow, CHRISTOPHER STONE, you've posted a quote that neither google, nor yahoo, nor imdb can identify, which makes you GEORGE RYAN's PRISON BITCH in my book.

However - there is redeeming quality in having Springfield listed as a location, so I take it all back. Where the hell IS that quote from?

Also, new quote:

"Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, it's all been in preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.

No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.

The truth about what?

About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you."

[bigdogstalfos]

The quote about Cal is from Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. Yeah, that's right.

[millionwaves]

Much obliged, kupo!

[ecks]

The quote about Cal is from Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. Yeah, that's right.

Ding ding! We have a winner! Maybe since it's MST3K it's more of a meta-quote than a real quote... kinda like the American/Coven thing.

[fool_by_compulsion]

Ding ding! We have a winner! Maybe since it's MST3K it's more of a meta-quote than a real quote... kinda like the American/Coven thing.

The movie featured in the MST3K feature movie was "This Island Earth," an absolutely horrible flick, though admittedly not as bad as some of the pictures sporked by that show (Manos, mentioned previously, ranks fairly high, I'd say...)

"Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, it's all been in preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.

No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.

The truth about what?

About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you."

The Day After Tomorrow, at least according to Google (in which, I understand, there is a quiz bowl scene, but not an accurate one...too bad...)

New quote:

Suddenly there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness. With the telegram, one cloud lifts, and another descends. Astronaut Frank Douglas, rescued, alive, well, and of normal size some 8000 miles away in a lifeboat.

One of the <sarcasm>best</sarcasm> endings to a movie anywhere. Ever. I dare you to find a better one.

[bigdogstalfos]

That would be Monster a-Go-Go, or however it's hyphenated. If anyone gets this bad boy, I'll be impressed:

"This is Chin's territory. He wouldn't like you."
"Who the (insert expletive here) is Chin?"

[The Granny]

kinda like the American/Coven thing.

I posted that quote so I could screw things up.

[quantumfootball]

My server went haywire and I accidentally posted the answer to one that someone else already got. Sorry.

[Captain Sinico]

My server went haywire and I accidentally posted the answer to one that someone else already got. Sorry.

God damnit, Jonathan Graham, that's the worst movie quote I've ever heard.

Okay, here's one.

[throws television out window] "Take that, fuckers!" [grabs broken window]

MaS

[millionwaves]

Even without Google, Mike, I can tell you that that's from Pink Floyd's The Wall, which is just trippy enough to merit inclusion in this thread.

Continuing with a theme here, the new quote is:

"Now shut up!"

"Shut up- to me? I've had enough of it! I can't stand it any more! I'm gettin' off! Off!"

"Don't get historical!"

[orangecrayon]

Another trippy movie: "Magical Mystery Tour."

Next quotation:
-- "Heidi! You've been overeating again, haven't you?"
-- "Uhm, no."
-- "Then why is there black forest cake in your cleavage?"

[millionwaves]

Ha, this is Meet the Feebles, of course - fine choice indeed.

New quote:

"Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!"
"Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!"

[shlack]

Porky's. The greatest movie to come out of Canada since. . .well, since ever.

New quote:
"We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?"

[The Granny]

What is Porky's and Big Trouble in Little China doing in the bad movie thread?

[Matthew D]

That would be Big Trouble in Little China spoken by Jack Burten

"YOU LIAR! You know what I'm going to about this....Absolutely nothing, because if go to court, it'll just drain eight hours of my life I'll never get back, and you'll probably stiff me anyway.

[Tegan]

Can any Jim Carey movie ... evne Liar, Liar be that bad?

And I second: Big Trouble in Little China cannot be on a "bad movie" list.


Next:
"Maam, for you I missed my nuptuals for the first time in decades .... that's how much I want you. I know I'm a ghost and a murderer but forget about all that ....."

[No Sollositing On Premise]

That's from High Spirits, starring Peter O'Toole and Darryl Hanah (the ghost with the quote). Awful movie.

Howzabout this one:

"Really? Well... what does 'no-no Grampy three-dee grr' mean?"

If you know this one, then you should be ashamed of yourself.

[theMoMA]

Dude, why would you even bring up the Land Before Time? That's one of the recent ones I think...I'd guess seven if I had to.

"Life is NOT a malfunction!"

[shlack]

What is Porky's and Big Trouble in Little China doing in the bad movie thread?

Both feature Kim Catrall. Does anything else need to be said?

[Tegan]

Dude, why would you even bring up the Land Before Time? That's one of the recent ones I think...I'd guess seven if I had to.

"Life is NOT a malfunction!"

Guessing cold, I suspect that this is Short Circuit ....... not only mid-late Steve Gutenberg making it an automatic awful film, but borderlne racist at times. If I've got it right, a truly worthy film for a bad film thread.

[Tegan]

What is Porky's and Big Trouble in Little China doing in the bad movie thread?

Both feature Kim Catrall. Does anything else need to be said?

Oh c'mon! Would you damn Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country then?

[No Sollositing On Premise]

Dude, why would you even bring up the Land Before Time? That's one of the recent ones I think...I'd guess seven if I had to.

"Life is NOT a malfunction!"

WRONG. It's the sixth one. I demand satisfaction! Or an insult to my person, for the sake of following the rules.