Mewto55555 wrote:...JL has mayo...
Mewto55555 wrote:I'm so awesome let me tell you about all these "paradigm shifts" I introduced to Yale Botticelli.
Mewto55555 wrote:JL: My life dream is to be with a woman for whom I can bake French pastries.
Me: I'd eat anything you baked for me!
JL: yes, but you'd eat anything.
Auroni wrote:Mewto55555 wrote:...JL has mayo...
Distressing.
vinteuil wrote:Not eating with a knife and fork???
Mewto55555 wrote:Auroni wrote:Mewto55555 wrote:...JL has mayo...
Distressing.
Food scientist JL, indignantly: What?! Mayonnaise is the perfect burger condiment! It's primarily a hydrophobic lipid, so a bun coated in it will repel burger juices and not get soggy! The juices emulsify at the point where the burger meets the mayo, while the bun is unharmed. C'mon, Auroni, what are you even doing your masters in?!
A few seconds later: Wait, what is he doing his masters in?
Mewto55555 wrote:Our flight is leaving from gate D2 in a few hours. JL is concerned we won't be able to board, as we've both lost our eligibility.
Mewto55555 wrote:JL has mayo, pickles, and grilled onions.
hydrocephalitic listlessness wrote:Mewto55555 wrote:JL has mayo, pickles, and grilled onions.
The ideal burger.
Mewto55555 wrote:He also has no idea what he would be buying from Gilt Grupe.
Mewto55555 wrote:Mewto55555 wrote:He also has no idea what he would be buying from Gilt Grupe.
"OH MY LORD! They do sell my preferred brand brand of bowtie really cheaply!"
Mewto55555 wrote:hydrocephalitic listlessness wrote:Mewto55555 wrote:JL has mayo, pickles, and grilled onions.
The ideal burger.
JL: If this an unsarcastic comment, though we have not conversed, I now like him.
Mewto55555 wrote:Me: I guess my friends must just be smarter than yours, then.
JL: No, that's not possible.
Mewto55555 wrote:Our flight is leaving from gate D2 in a few hours. JL is concerned we won't be able to board, as we've both lost our eligibility.
Mewto55555 wrote:Overheard an announcement asking MattBo to please come to the gate d2 podium. They probably want to congratulate him on his triple crown.
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