Given LeftSaid's film ignorance, and given that I AM THE LAW, I judge him, and sentence him to twenty years in southeast Illinois or the Aspen Penal Colony ..... whichever is worse.leftsaidfred wrote:That quote is probably from at least twenty bad movies Donald, so why don't you just go post elsewhere about how much an Illinois team sucks? HUH?DaGeneral wrote:I knew you'd say that.
New quote:
"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"
Identify the bad movie quote OR abuse the previous user
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American Movie.leftsaidfred wrote:That quote is probably from at least twenty bad movies Donald, so why don't you just go post elsewhere about how much an Illinois team sucks? HUH?DaGeneral wrote:I knew you'd say that.
New quote:
"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"
This one is a true classic: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."
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When I recognize a quote from "Cold as Ice" I just have to repeat the mantra "there is no shame, only points". Curse you, allythin, for making me remember such a movie.
Here's one of my all time favorite bad movie lines:
Her: (sigh) I'm exhausted.
Him: Yeah, me too, but...you know I'm really wired. What do you say I...take you home and eat your pussy?
(And yes, the above is from a non-pornographic film, although the film could have been improved by having more graphic sex.)
Here's one of my all time favorite bad movie lines:
Her: (sigh) I'm exhausted.
Him: Yeah, me too, but...you know I'm really wired. What do you say I...take you home and eat your pussy?
(And yes, the above is from a non-pornographic film, although the film could have been improved by having more graphic sex.)
I'm somewhat ashamed, but I actually recognized that movie line before I googled it... it's from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Let me tell you, that line is quite a shocker when you're watching a movie half awake at 3 AM with a bunch of people, half of whom are drunk.DeisEvan wrote:Her: (sigh) I'm exhausted.
Him: Yeah, me too, but...you know I'm really wired. What do you say I...take you home and eat your pussy?
New line: "Cal honey, wake up, we're at Grandma's"
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I'm not going to answer the latest quote, but I figured for the benefit of those of you who haven't seen Shark Attack 3, here's the line:
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The Jesus quote was in American Movie, but it was a quote from a movie within the movie. I think the movie within was called Northwestern or something. Sorry to break the flow.allythin wrote:American Movie.leftsaidfred wrote:That quote is probably from at least twenty bad movies Donald, so why don't you just go post elsewhere about how much an Illinois team sucks? HUH?DaGeneral wrote:I knew you'd say that.
New quote:
"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"
This one is a true classic: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."
The movie in American Movie was The Coven, man.The Shock Master wrote:The Jesus quote was in American Movie, but it was a quote from a movie within the movie. I think the movie within was called Northwestern or something. Sorry to break the flow.allythin wrote:American Movie.leftsaidfred wrote:That quote is probably from at least twenty bad movies Donald, so why don't you just go post elsewhere about how much an Illinois team sucks? HUH?DaGeneral wrote:I knew you'd say that.
New quote:
"It's all right, it's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"
This one is a true classic: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."
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Wow, CHRISTOPHER STONE, you've posted a quote that neither google, nor yahoo, nor imdb can identify, which makes you GEORGE RYAN's PRISON BITCH in my book.ecks wrote:I'm somewhat ashamed, but I actually recognized that movie line before I googled it... it's from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Let me tell you, that line is quite a shocker when you're watching a movie half awake at 3 AM with a bunch of people, half of whom are drunk.DeisEvan wrote:Her: (sigh) I'm exhausted.
Him: Yeah, me too, but...you know I'm really wired. What do you say I...take you home and eat your pussy?
New line: "Cal honey, wake up, we're at Grandma's"
However - there is redeeming quality in having Springfield listed as a location, so I take it all back. Where the hell IS that quote from?
Also, new quote:
"Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, it's all been in preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.
No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.
The truth about what?
About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you."
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The movie featured in the MST3K feature movie was "This Island Earth," an absolutely horrible flick, though admittedly not as bad as some of the pictures sporked by that show (Manos, mentioned previously, ranks fairly high, I'd say...)ecks wrote:Ding ding! We have a winner! Maybe since it's MST3K it's more of a meta-quote than a real quote... kinda like the American/Coven thing.
The Day After Tomorrow, at least according to Google (in which, I understand, there is a quiz bowl scene, but not an accurate one...too bad...)millionwaves wrote:"Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, it's all been in preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.
No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.
The truth about what?
About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you."
New quote:
Suddenly there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness. With the telegram, one cloud lifts, and another descends. Astronaut Frank Douglas, rescued, alive, well, and of normal size some 8000 miles away in a lifeboat.
One of the <sarcasm>best</sarcasm> endings to a movie anywhere. Ever. I dare you to find a better one.
"Enter a messenger with two heads and a hand." -- Titus Andronicus
"Exit, pursued by a bear." -- The Winter's Tale
"Exit, pursued by a bear." -- The Winter's Tale
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Even without Google, Mike, I can tell you that that's from Pink Floyd's The Wall, which is just trippy enough to merit inclusion in this thread.
Continuing with a theme here, the new quote is:
"Now shut up!"
"Shut up- to me? I've had enough of it! I can't stand it any more! I'm gettin' off! Off!"
"Don't get historical!"
Continuing with a theme here, the new quote is:
"Now shut up!"
"Shut up- to me? I've had enough of it! I can't stand it any more! I'm gettin' off! Off!"
"Don't get historical!"
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Ha, this is Meet the Feebles, of course - fine choice indeed.
New quote:
"Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!"
"Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!"
New quote:
"Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!"
"Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!"
What is Porky's and Big Trouble in Little China doing in the bad movie thread?
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Can any Jim Carey movie ... evne Liar, Liar be that bad?
And I second: Big Trouble in Little China cannot be on a "bad movie" list.
Next:
"Maam, for you I missed my nuptuals for the first time in decades .... that's how much I want you. I know I'm a ghost and a murderer but forget about all that ....."
And I second: Big Trouble in Little China cannot be on a "bad movie" list.
Next:
"Maam, for you I missed my nuptuals for the first time in decades .... that's how much I want you. I know I'm a ghost and a murderer but forget about all that ....."
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Guessing cold, I suspect that this is Short Circuit ....... not only mid-late Steve Gutenberg making it an automatic awful film, but borderlne racist at times. If I've got it right, a truly worthy film for a bad film thread.theMoMA wrote:Dude, why would you even bring up the Land Before Time? That's one of the recent ones I think...I'd guess seven if I had to.
"Life is NOT a malfunction!"
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WRONG. It's the sixth one. I demand satisfaction! Or an insult to my person, for the sake of following the rules.theMoMA wrote:Dude, why would you even bring up the Land Before Time? That's one of the recent ones I think...I'd guess seven if I had to.
"Life is NOT a malfunction!"
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