Chicago Open Predictions
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:25 pm
It's been a while since we had one of these. In an attempt at not offending anyone, I have ranked each team but given them all a coded team name. I didn't scout the scab team, which I would rank 10th.
17. I Don't Know Who You Are
16. Lousy, Stinking, Francophobic, Bacon-Loving Bastards
15. The Crybaby Killers
14. Humorless Meme-Making Feminists and Brian
13. Burgers Fry, Leftists Die
12. The Best Part of Me is That There's So Many of Me
11. The Odd Buffoons
10. The Best of Jordan's Teammates
9. The Communist, the Fascist, the Leftist, and the Genius
8. They Put Their Pants On One Leg at a Time
7. The Worst of Jordan's Teammates
6. This is Fine
5. No, This is Fine
4. The Hart Foundation
3. The Venezuelan Defense Fund
2. Yes, Vomiting is a Great Idea
1. The FBI Director
17. I Don't Know Who You Are
16. Lousy, Stinking, Francophobic, Bacon-Loving Bastards
15. The Crybaby Killers
14. Humorless Meme-Making Feminists and Brian
13. Burgers Fry, Leftists Die
12. The Best Part of Me is That There's So Many of Me
11. The Odd Buffoons
10. The Best of Jordan's Teammates
9. The Communist, the Fascist, the Leftist, and the Genius
8. They Put Their Pants On One Leg at a Time
7. The Worst of Jordan's Teammates
6. This is Fine
5. No, This is Fine
4. The Hart Foundation
3. The Venezuelan Defense Fund
2. Yes, Vomiting is a Great Idea
1. The FBI Director