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Chicago Open Predictions

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:25 pm
by Cheynem
It's been a while since we had one of these. In an attempt at not offending anyone, I have ranked each team but given them all a coded team name. I didn't scout the scab team, which I would rank 10th.

17. I Don't Know Who You Are

16. Lousy, Stinking, Francophobic, Bacon-Loving Bastards

15. The Crybaby Killers

14. Humorless Meme-Making Feminists and Brian

13. Burgers Fry, Leftists Die

12. The Best Part of Me is That There's So Many of Me

11. The Odd Buffoons

10. The Best of Jordan's Teammates

9. The Communist, the Fascist, the Leftist, and the Genius

8. They Put Their Pants On One Leg at a Time

7. The Worst of Jordan's Teammates

6. This is Fine

5. No, This is Fine

4. The Hart Foundation

3. The Venezuelan Defense Fund

2. Yes, Vomiting is a Great Idea

1. The FBI Director

Re: Chicago Open Predictions

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:42 pm
by 1.82
Cheynem wrote:7. The Worst of Jordan's Teammates
You might have missed this, but I'm actually not playing Chicago Open this year.

Re: Chicago Open Predictions

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:50 pm
by Cheynem
Who is that on Andrew Hart's team?

Re: Chicago Open Predictions

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:57 pm
by Charbroil
Cheynem wrote:I didn't scout the scab team, which I would rank 10th.
Is there an announcement somewhere of who's playing on the scab team?

Re: Chicago Open Predictions

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:58 pm
by naan/steak-holding toll
1. The FBI Director
guess the plan is to retroactively filibuster...with puke?

Re: Chicago Open Predictions

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:02 pm
by ryanrosenberg
Charbroil wrote:
Cheynem wrote:I didn't scout the scab team, which I would rank 10th.
Is there an announcement somewhere of who's playing on the scab team?
I believe it's me, Matt Lafer, Pranav Sivakumar, and Trevor Davis. 10th seems reasonable.

Re: Chicago Open Predictions

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:49 am
by A Dim-Witted Saboteur
Cheynem wrote:
14. Humorless Meme-Making Feminists and Brian
I was going to respond angrily to the "humorless" part but then I realized that would just prove your point.

Re: Chicago Open Predictions

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:00 am
by Valefor
Cheynem wrote:16. Lousy, Stinking, Francophobic, Bacon-Loving Bastards
I hereby vote that everyone on this team be given the last name of "Rowsdower" in the stats.