Minnesota Open V on November 17, 2012
Statistics report for MO V Final Stats
| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Round Report | Stat Key |
Team Standings
| Rank | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | G/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| 1 | This Polity's Founder's Owl | 11 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 423.6 | 165.0 | 258.6 | 34 | 113 | 15 | 231 | 20.17 | 2.27 | 9.80 | 147 | 3095 | 21.05 |
| 2 | I Refused Her Advancements | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0.818 | 322.7 | 208.2 | 114.5 | 30 | 93 | 35 | 231 | 15.37 | 0.86 | 3.51 | 123 | 2345 | 19.07 |
| 3 | A Hill that Kills You if You Say the Word Nine | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0.600 | 312.0 | 214.5 | 97.5 | 18 | 88 | 19 | 210 | 14.86 | 0.95 | 5.58 | 106 | 2065 | 19.48 |
| 4 | Stop Googling Juana the Mad | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0.600 | 276.0 | 224.5 | 51.5 | 24 | 76 | 27 | 210 | 13.14 | 0.89 | 3.70 | 100 | 1775 | 17.75 |
| 5 | The 1967 Donkey Kong National Championships | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0.600 | 248.5 | 227.5 | 21.0 | 23 | 73 | 28 | 210 | 11.83 | 0.82 | 3.43 | 96 | 1550 | 16.15 |
| 6 | Mannose: The Hands of Phosphate | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0.500 | 234.5 | 245.5 | -11.0 | 14 | 83 | 22 | 210 | 11.17 | 0.64 | 4.41 | 97 | 1415 | 14.59 |
| 7 | Thiers, Adolphe Thiers | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0.400 | 253.5 | 261.0 | -7.5 | 15 | 79 | 34 | 210 | 12.07 | 0.44 | 2.76 | 94 | 1690 | 17.98 |
| 8 | Bango the Buck's Undisclosed Wooded Estate | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0.400 | 202.5 | 271.0 | -68.5 | 15 | 64 | 26 | 210 | 9.64 | 0.58 | 3.04 | 79 | 1290 | 16.33 |
| 9 | Lifetime Subscription to the Flin Flon Reminder | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0.400 | 199.5 | 246.5 | -47.0 | 11 | 68 | 23 | 210 | 9.50 | 0.48 | 3.43 | 79 | 1265 | 16.01 |
| 10 | Michelangelo D'Antonioni Presents: L'Avventura in Seven Seconds or Less | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0.100 | 115.0 | 326.0 | -211.0 | 7 | 51 | 8 | 210 | 5.48 | 0.88 | 7.25 | 58 | 575 | 9.91 |
| 11 | Jergens Habermas's Ultra Healing Lotion of the Public Sphere | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0.000 | 103.5 | 339.0 | -235.5 | 6 | 43 | 17 | 210 | 4.93 | 0.35 | 2.88 | 49 | 600 | 12.24 |